Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Kaitlyn Rae M., age 8, Fort Worth, TX

What do sharks eat for dinner?

Fish and ships!!!

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From Carys, age 14, North Carolina

What underwear does a mermaid wear?

Alge bra!!!

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From Faith, 7 years old, the USA

What do you call a boy mermaid?

A merdude!

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From Celeste, 11 years old, Harlingin, Texas

What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?

A sandwitch!

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From Bill, age 9, New York

Why can’t the ocean get a good night’s sleep?

It has lobsters in its bed!

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From a 10-year old, Washington

What day do fish hate?

Fry-day!

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