Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Patrick Quirk, age 7, Creve Couer, Missouri

What is a carpenter’s favorite fish?

A Hammerhead Shark!

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From Caroline, age 10, Oregon, United States

What’s the deep sea actor’s name?

Johnny Depth!

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From Barbara, a parent from Solana Beach.

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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From Sharni W., age 12, Australia

Why was the sea wet?

Because the Seaweed.

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From Jessica and Morgan, age 13, San Diego, CA

What is stronger than the ocean and the sand put together?

A muscle!!!

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From Ashlyn, age 10, Peterborough, Ontario, Canada

What television show is watched by sea mammals?

A whale of fortune!!!!

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