What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
Ocean and Beach Jokes
What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you!
What dries as it gets wetter?
A towel
A boy asked a sea shell, “Can I go on the sand too?” and the sea shell didn’t answer.
“Fine!” the boy said. “Be shellfish and keep all the sand for yourself!”
One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”
He threw himself out of the boat!
What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader
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