Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Sarah and Rachel, age 11, American Samoa

There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?

66!

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From Kyle, age 9, New York, USA

Pickle Me and Tickle Me were on a boat. Pickle Me fell off. Who was left?

Tickle Me!

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From Nikiera, age 12, California

Why couldn’t the pirates play cards on deck?

The captain was sitting on it!

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From Jacey, age 3, America

What did the fish use as a cell phone?

A Shell Phone!

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From Ashley, age 11, U.S.A

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

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From Lexi, age 8, Indiana

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

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