So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”
Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
Ocean and Beach Jokes
Where do fish get their money?
Riverbank!
What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?
A CODFATHER!
Why is it so easy to wiegh a fish?
Fish have there own scales
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why couldn’t the sailor play cards on his boat?
Because someone was always sitting on the deck.
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