Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Alex L, 12 years old

What do you call a fish that’s missing an eye?

A fsh!

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From Victor, 10 years old, Africa, Kenya

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!

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From Rose, age 10, United States Of America

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A twokneefish!

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From Stacie, age 16, Arkansas

What washes up on really small beaches?

Micro-waves!

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From Lotti, age 13, Thatcham, England

What do you call a baby whale?

A little squirt!

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From John, age 8, California, Compton

What does a shark eat with his peanut butter?

Jelly fish!

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