Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Carly R, age 9, United States

What did the 2 oceans do when they met?

They waved!

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From Jay, age 11, Untied States

Why did everyone avoid the sea shell?

Because it was being shellfish!

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From Ben, age 8, Massachusetts

What do you get when you cross a shark with ice?

Frostbite!

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From Saffron, age 12, England

What did the fish say to the other fish?

Pucker up!

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From Gabriella, age 7, New Jeresy

What do you call a squirrell on the beach?

Sandy!

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From Kolbi Piggy, age 11, Pennsylvania

What do sharks wear?

Bitey Tities!

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