Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Michael, 9 years old, Washington, D.C

What ship did bakers come on to the New World?

The Mayflour!

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From Katie, 11 years old, Illinois

Why do fish have scales?

To weigh themselves!

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From David, 11 years old, Georgia, USA

Why did the clam work out?

To get mussels!

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From Crazygirl100, 9 years old, USA

Where did the fish get its money?

The riverbank!

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From Rebecca , 10 years old, Guyana

What does a sea monster eat?

Fish and ships!

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From Lui Hannah L. M, 9 years old, Philippines

What can you see in the middle of the sea?

the letter e!

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