Why don’t lobster’s share?
Because they are shellfish!
Ocean and Beach Jokes
Who granted the fish’s wish??
The fairy cod mother!
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing. It just waved.
What you call a girl on the beach?
Sandy!
If you are on an island and you got have one thing what would it be?
Beside a phone?
A boat!
What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?
“Long time no sea!”
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