Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Jazmin , 12 years old, Los Angeles

Why didn’t the shrimp share his toys?

Because he was a little shellfish!

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From Brendan R, 10 years old, United States of America

What you call a girl on the beach?

Sandy!

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From Samantha, 12 years old, England

If you are on an island and you got have one thing what would it be?
Beside a phone?

A boat!

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From Annamia, 9 years old, America,GA

What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?

“Long time no sea!”

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From Michael, 9 years old, Washington, D.C

What ship did bakers come on to the New World?

The Mayflour!

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From Katie, 11 years old, Illinois

Why do fish have scales?

To weigh themselves!

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