Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Joshua Maynard, 7 years old, York, UK

What did the rocks say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea!

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From Dave, a grownup, Vancouver, BC, Canada

Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?

They were 2 shellfish!

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From Harmony A., 10 years old, Florida U.S.A

What did the ocean say to the family at the beach?

Nothing, it just waved! 🙂

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From Kelrose, 10 years old, Chicago,Illinois

Where do seahorses live?

In BARNacles!

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From Ava Denny, 6 years old, Killeen, Texas

Where does a fish go to get money?

The riverbank!

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From Amaya, 11 years old, America, Minnesota

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

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