Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Abby, 5 years old, Washington DC

Why did the platypus cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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From Sajid, 10 years old, England

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand hand, hand?

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From Jazmin, 9 years old, Fairfax, Virginia

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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From Derrick N., 8 years old, North America

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Sea’ya later!

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From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Nicholas, 10 years old, Florida

What did the ocean say to the land?

Nothing, it just waved!

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