Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Brian Kahn, 3 years old,

Why should a fish know its weight?

Because it has scales!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

How does a clam talk to a friend?

On the shell phone!!!!

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From Ally Sar, 10 years old, Tampa, Florida

What did the wave say to the sand?

Nothing! It just waved!

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From Abby, 5 years old, Washington DC

Why did the platypus cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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From Sajid, 10 years old, England

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand hand, hand?

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From Jazmin, 9 years old, Fairfax, Virginia

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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