Ocean and Beach Jokes

From a 3 years old

What amusement park does Nemo like to go to?

Finland!

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From Joshua Langelli, 9 years old, Clarksburg Maryland

What does the ocean what it saw the beach?

It waved!

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From Madelyn Anne White, 10 years old, Ontario, California

What is the ocean’s favorite brand of laundry detergent?

Tide!

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From Soccer Girl, 12 years old, Wisconsin

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!!!

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From Aine, 11 years old, White Plains, New York

What is the funniest fish in the sea?

A clownfish!

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From Brian Kahn, 3 years old,

Why should a fish know its weight?

Because it has scales!

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