Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Austin, 10 years old, Florida

How do you make a gold fish age quickly?

Take off the ‘g’!

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From Shawn, 3 years old, New Jersey

What kind of fish do you see at night?

A star fish!

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From Arya, 9 years old, USA

Why did the seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull!

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From a 3 years old

What amusement park does Nemo like to go to?

Finland!

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From Joshua Langelli, 9 years old, Clarksburg Maryland

What does the ocean what it saw the beach?

It waved!

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From Madelyn Anne White, 10 years old, Ontario, California

What is the ocean’s favorite brand of laundry detergent?

Tide!

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