Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Ari, 11 years old, U.S. New York

How does an octopus go into battle?

Armed!

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From Jenna, 8 years old, South Dakota

What do you call waves on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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From a 5 years old

How does the crab call his friends?

He uses his shell (cell) phone!

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From Emeary Bainbridge, 3 years old

What kind of money do fish buy stuff with?

Sand dollars!

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From Daniel Hernandez, 10 years old, Texas

What do you call an awesome octopus?

A tentacool guy!

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From A, 3 years old

Q: Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

A: All the sailors were marooned!

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