Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

How can you tell a ocean is friendly?

It waves.

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing it just waved. Did you SEA what I did there. I’m SHORE you did.

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From Tug, 5 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Lolly, 15 years old, Colorado

What washes up on tiny shores?

Microwaves!

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From Ari, 11 years old, U.S. New York

How does an octopus go into battle?

Armed!

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From Jenna, 8 years old, South Dakota

What do you call waves on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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