Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Anika, age 10, Memphis, Tennessee

Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond!

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From Ronan O'Broin, 10 years old, Chicago

Why wouldn’t the lobster share his shell?

Because he was to shellfish!

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From Camille, 9 years old, Chicago, IL

What did the shark that ate a clown fish say to the other shark?

That tasted funny!

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From Brayden, 11 years old, USA

What fish tastes best with peanut butter?

Jellyfish!

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From Meah, age 10, Halifax Shelf

Why did the whale cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!

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From Jayme l, 11 years old, West Virginia

If fish could live on land where would they live?

Finland!

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