Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Charlie, 10 years old, Colorado

How do you make a gold fish old?

Take away the “g!”

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From Meghna, 9 years old, Canada

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper make them sneeze!

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From Bob, age 10, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Imagine you are stuck on a deserted island with no food, water, or shelter and no civilization or way off. What do you do?

Stop imagining!

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From Joshua Stone, 8 years old, Florida

What do you call a lazy crawfish?

A Slobster!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What do you call a fish that’s missing an eye?

A fsh!

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From Victor, 10 years old, Africa, Kenya

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!

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