Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Charis, 14 years old, Delaware

What is a fish’s favorite kind of shirt?

A tank top!

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From Paul, 12 years old, Cary, NC

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves!

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From Lois, a teacher, Woodstock, New Brunswick, Canada

When is a ship at sea not on water?

When it’s on fire!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why do some fish swim at the bottom of the ocean?

Because they dropped out of school!

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From Hullopup917 , 10 years old, America

What did the sea say to the sun?

Nothing. It just waved.

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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