Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Elaina, 4 years old, Slatington, PA

What kind of clothes do fish wear?

Swim suits!

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From Crystal DiRoma, 9 years old, America

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

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From Jeremy, 4 years old, Beloit, WI

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh!

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From Nevaeh, 9 years old, Banning, California

What do call a witch that lives at the beach?

A sand witch!

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From NightNinga, 10 years old, Antarctica

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his dinner with the octopus?

Because, he was a little shellfish (selfish)!

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From Lindsay, 10 years old, Wilmington

Why do some fish swim so much lower than others in the ocean?

Because, they dropped out of their school!

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