Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Alex L, 12 years old

What do you call a beach with tiny waves?

A microwave beach!

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From Anan Adisa Afolayan, Burkina Faso

What do you tell a sick whale?

Get whale soon!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

Why didn’t the crayfish share his food?

Because, he was a little too shellfish! (selfish)

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From Elaina, 4 years old, Slatington, PA

What kind of clothes do fish wear?

Swim suits!

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From Crystal DiRoma, 9 years old, America

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

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From Jeremy, 4 years old, Beloit, WI

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh!

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