Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Morgan Halladay, 10 years old, Jasper, Florida

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?

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From Sara, age 9, the U.S.A.

What do you get when a tiger goes to the beach?

Sandy claws!

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From Alex L, 13 years old

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing! It just waved!

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From Samantha, 13 years old, Jamaica

How does the ocean say goodbye?

It waves!

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From Wasif Ihsan, 11 years old, Dhaka, Bangladesh

Define “sea.”

“C”, it’s a letter of the alphabet!

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From Jass, 6 years old, Georgia

What did the ocean say to the shrimp?

Nothing! It just waved!

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