Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Madi, 9 years old

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Adam, age 8, Fife, Scotland

Why did the whale cross the road

To get to the other tide!

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From Morgan Halladay, 10 years old, Jasper, Florida

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?

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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?

Ships and dip!

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From Sara, age 9, the U.S.A.

What do you get when a tiger goes to the beach?

Sandy claws!

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From Alex L, 13 years old

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing! It just waved!

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