Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Jim-George, age 10, Orpington, Kent

What washes up on every small beach?

Microwaves!!!!

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From Rick, 3 years old

Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels!

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From Kelly, age 11, Canada

What did the ocean say to the sun?

Nothing it just waved.

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From Corbin, age 10, Shrewsbury, PA

What famous beach do cows go to for the holidays?

Moooami Beach!

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From Alex L., 13 years old

What is a sea monster’s favorite food?

Fish and ships!

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From Thomas, 7 years old, Ohio

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

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