Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Anderson, 10 years old, Tennessee

What kind of hair does the ocean have?

Wavy

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From Billie, a teacher, USA

What fish goes well with peanut butter?

A jelly fish!

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From Amirali S., age 10, Iran

What did the sea say to the man?

Nothing, it just waved!!

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From Adit, 9 years old, Wisconsin

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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From Jim-George, age 10, Orpington, Kent

What washes up on every small beach?

Microwaves!!!!

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From Rick, 3 years old

Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels!

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