Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Umar, 3 years old, England

Why is the sand wet at the beach?

Because of the sea weed!!!

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From Marissa, age 10, Honolulu, Hawaii

Where does a sick ship go?

To the dock! (Doc)

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From Anderson, 10 years old, Tennessee

What kind of hair does the ocean have?

Wavy

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From Billie, a teacher, USA

What fish goes well with peanut butter?

A jelly fish!

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From Amirali S., age 10, Iran

What did the sea say to the man?

Nothing, it just waved!!

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From Adit, 9 years old, Wisconsin

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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