Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Faith, age 9, Houston, Texas

Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?

Because they have their own scales!

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From Eyad, 11 years old, Egypt but living in KSA

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!

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From Jenicole13, age 13, Houston, Texas

What do mermaids wear to math class?

Alge-bra!

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From Priscilla, 7 years old, England

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea saw!

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From Brennan 11, Benjamin 8, Lauren 4, Pensacola, Florida

Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!

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From Afif, 7 years old, Malaysia

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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