How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea saw!
Ocean and Beach Jokes
Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
Why was the student’s report card all wet?
His grades were all below C!
Why did the fish go to the library?
To find some bookworms!
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
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