Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Brandt, 3 years old, San Diego , California

What did the sardines call the submarine?

A can of people!

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From Chris Pulgar, 12 years old, USA

What are the two richest fish in the sea?

A goldfish and a silverfish!

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From JEssie, age 10, Ontario

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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From Faith, age 9, Houston, Texas

Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?

Because they have their own scales!

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From Eyad, 11 years old, Egypt but living in KSA

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster!

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From Jenicole13, age 13, Houston, Texas

What do mermaids wear to math class?

Alge-bra!

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