Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Reyn, 11 years old, United States of America

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh

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From Tommy, age 7, America

What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the ocean?

KELP! KELP!

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From Justin, age 12, NSW

What do you find on a small beach?

Micro-waves!

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From Pam, a reader, Virginia,USA

Why do the seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the Bay they’d be Bagels!

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From Brandt, 3 years old, San Diego , California

What did the sardines call the submarine?

A can of people!

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From Chris Pulgar, 12 years old, USA

What are the two richest fish in the sea?

A goldfish and a silverfish!

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