What do whales put on their toast in the morning?
Jellyfish.
Ocean and Beach Jokes
What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?
Ships and dip!
What did the shark say after he ate the clown fish?
This tastes funny!
How do fish know how heavy they are?
Because they carry their own scales.
Why didn’t the shrimp share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
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