Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Marissa, age 10, Honolulu, Hawaii

Where does a sick ship go?

To the dock! (Doc)

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From Amira B., 10 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!!!

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From Julie, a parent, Illinois

What dries as it gets wetter?

A towel

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From Jenna, 8 years old, South Dakota

What do you call waves on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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From Jeremy, 4 years old, Beloit, WI

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh!

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From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?

Swedish Fish!

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