Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Ambeika, 11 years old, Paris

Why don’t lobster’s share?

Because they are shellfish!

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From Izzy , 9 years old, Milwaukee, WI

Where do killer whales get their dental work done?

At the orca-dontist!

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From Jasmine, age 7, Canada

What do whales put on their toast in the morning?

Jellyfish.

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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?

Ships and dip!

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From Maddie, 11 years old, Mason, Michigan.

What did the shark say after he ate the clown fish?

This tastes funny!

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From Jaxon, age 8, Australia

How do fish know how heavy they are?

Because they carry their own scales.

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