Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?
“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”
New Years Jokes
Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.
Friend 3: You get off subject !
What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you for a year!
What did the snowman say to the other?
(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!
Pearl: When the clock struck 12 last night, I said to myself, “Pearl, everything is coming your way!”
Earl: That’s a great way to start the New Year! What did you do after that?
Pearl: I quickly pulled into the correct lane!
