Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Music Jokes
What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks!
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano!!
What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man!
What do you call a horse playing a violin on the roof?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What is Beethoven doing right know?
He’s decomposing!
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