Music Jokes

From John Ross , 11 years old, America

What is the difference between a guitar and fish?

You can’t “tuna” fish!

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From Myles Waite, 10 years old, California

What type of computer sings?

A Dell!

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From Carter, 11 years old, Prosper, Texas

Why did the skeleton play the piano?

Because he didn’t have any organs!

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From Avery, age 13, Austin,Texas

What makes music on your head?

A head-band!

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From Duvernot Exantus, 16 years old, Miami

What can you use to clean a musical instrument?

A tube a toothpaste!

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From Jonah A., age 9, USA

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

Because all they said was, ” Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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