Music Jokes

From Anonymous, age 9, Los Angeles, CA

What do a note and a pencil have in common?

They both can be sharp!

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From Kaleigh, age 8, Ohio

Why did Gabriella sing and play drums when she was lost?

Because she was lost in music!

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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

Why did the pop star eat the Popsicle?

Because she was hot!

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From Barbara, a parent, San Diego, CA

Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What is the only part of your body that can play an instrument?

Your eardrum!!!

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From "The Hawk, age 12, San Fransisco

What music do balloons hate?

POP!!

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