GIRL: Doctor, help I was playing the clarinet when I swallowed it!
DOCTOR: It could have been worse; you could have swallowed the piano!
Music Jokes
Why was the piano player arrested?
Because he got into treble.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
Flat major.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Flat minor.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t “tuna” fish.
What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip-Hop!
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