What did Michael Jackson say to the bully?
Beat It! Beat It!
Music Jokes
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!
What makes music on your head?
A head band!
Why was the music teacher locked out of her class room?
Her keys were in the piano!
What is the most dangerous kind of dancer?
A break dancer!
What’s a chicken’s favorite song?
I should be so clucky, clucky, clucky, clucky!
