Who is the best guitar player at the North Pole?
The North Star!
Music Jokes
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba na na na!
What did Michael Jackson say to the bully?
Beat It! Beat It!
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!
Why was the music teacher locked out of her class room?
Her keys were in the piano!
What is the most dangerous kind of dancer?
A break dancer!
