How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.
Music Jokes
How does a band get loud underwater?
With sound waves.
What does the fox say?
It’s definitely not RING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke-er-face!
Why did the kid buy a broken record?
Because it was a smash hit.
What kind of concert costs 45 cents?
50 cents featuring Nickelback!
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