Music Jokes

From Utsavi, age 9, India, Mumbai

What music do balloons hate?

“POP”!

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From McKenzie, 8 years old, South Carolina

What did Beethoven say when he was done?

Done Done Done DONE!

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From Julster, age 8, New York, USA

Why did the music teacher get locked out of her room?

Her keys were in the piano!

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From Christine, age 10, Katy, Texas

What’s a geologist’s favorite type of music?

Rock music!

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From Robyn, age 17, USA

Why did Beethoven stop raising chickens?

Because all they kept saying was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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From Erica, Garland,Texas

What keeps jazz musicians on earth?

Groovity!

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