Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too small to smoke!
How did the broom get a girlfriend?
He swept her off her feet!
What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
A croc!
What did the sign over the Underwear Store say?
Git your butt over here!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
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