I know a fighting joke…
Miscellaneous Jokes
But, I can never remember the right punch line!
Why did the car stink?
It let out some gas!
The more I dry the wetter I get…
Towel !
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it!
Two cowboys are talking one day.
Jeb: “I see that you are only wearing one spur on the left boot. Any good cowboy knows that to ride a horse you need spurs on both boots.”
Festus: “I figger it this way. it’s cheaper and the right side will go just as fast as the left side.”
What does a black belt ear for lunch?
Kung-food!
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