What kind of door does Harry have for his dorm?
A Gryffin-door!
Miscellaneous Jokes
A panda goes into a restaurant and orders one of everything. After he eats he grabs a gun and shoots it, no one got hurt. So a waiter asks him ‘why?’ so the panda winks at him, tosses him a dictionary and leaves. So the waiter goes to see what the dictionary says and he finds a page about pandas, so he reads what it says:
‘The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.’
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
How do you get 4 suits for just over a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards!
Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too small to smoke!
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