Miscellaneous Jokes

How did the picture get in jail?

Did you hear about the guy who was in an accident and lost all of his left side?

What do you call the guy who invented the first blue jeans?

There was a girl at Sunday school. The teacher decided to have a quiz. The first question went to the girl. The question was who was the first female on earth? The girl doesn’t know so she asks for a clue. The teacher says “An apple…”. The girl says ummmm……

Who are balloons most scared of?

What does thunder wear under him?