Miscellaneous Jokes

There was a girl at Sunday school. The teacher decided to have a quiz. The first question went to the girl. The question was who was the first female on earth? The girl doesn’t know so she asks for a clue. The teacher says “An apple…”. The girl says ummmm……

Who are balloons most scared of?

What does thunder wear under him?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

What kind of door does Harry have for his dorm?