Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table!
The seller doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it; and the user can’t see it. What is it?
A coffin!
What is a moto?
Nothing. What’s the moto with you? (What’s the matter with you?)
Why is your aquarium wearing a shirt?
It is a tank top!
Open your eyes, and you will not see me.
Close your eyes, and you will see me.
What am I?
Darkness!
