What did the candle say to the other candle?
Wanna go out tonight?
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom, of course!
What type of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A mini van. (Minney)
Why did the old lady tie roller skates to her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up?
Because it is two tired! (too tired)
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
None it was Noah who took animals on the ark, not Moses!
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