What is a twip?
Miscellaneous Jokes
A twip is something a wabbit takes when he wides the twain!
What does a glove say when a person is teasing it?
“Are you putting me on?”
How does the ocean pay it’s water bills?
With sanddollars!
Ronald: Why do bears paint there faces yellow?
Bob: I don’t know, why?
Ronald: To hide in banana trees!
Bob: What? I’ve never seen a bear in a banana tree!
Ronald: That’s because they paint their faces yellow!
Why did Piglet look down the toilet?
To find Pooh.
What has teeth but cannot eat??
A COMB!
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