If we cut it , it becomes bigger.
A hole!
Miscellaneous Jokes
A girl says to her boyfriend, “Let’s get married!” The guy says yes. The second time she asks him to get married he says yes. The third time she asks him to get married he says no. The girl says, “Why not?”
The guy says, “Because if we get mad at each other, I don’t want to get divorced 3 times!
What has two eyes but can’t see?
Glasses!
You have a language assignment. You have to change language every time you go in a different room. If you’re in the kitchen, French. If you’re in your room, English.
And if you’re in the bathroom, European!
What kind of jam don’t you want on toast?
TRAFFIC jam!
Why was the leopord always found?
Because it was easliy spotted!
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