What has two eyes but can’t see?
Glasses!
Miscellaneous Jokes
You have a language assignment. You have to change language every time you go in a different room. If you’re in the kitchen, French. If you’re in your room, English.
And if you’re in the bathroom, European!
What kind of door does Harry Potter’s dorm have?
A Dumble-door!
What kind of jam don’t you want on toast?
TRAFFIC jam!
Why was the leopord always found?
Because it was easliy spotted!
What is a twip?
A twip is something a wabbit takes when he wides the twain!
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