How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
Miscellaneous Jokes
There’s this man who only has a head and he goes into a bar and every drink he has a body part grows back (he has a coke and his arm grows back, he has another and his leg grows back) so once his body is fully back he goes out and his body gets run over.
The bar manager comes out and says ,” You should have stopped while you were a head!”
How do you know that Saturn has been married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What is a deck doing inside a house?
A deck of cards!
What’s Cleopatra’s favorite salad?
Caeser salad!
What did the guy say when he walked into bar?
Ouch! That hurts!!!!
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