Have you heard the joke about the forgetful person?
You haven’t?
Well…
I forgot!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
This is the dirtiest joke you will ever hear.
A horse and a puddle of mud!
If a red house is made of red bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of ?
Glass!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
There’s this man who only has a head and he goes into a bar and every drink he has a body part grows back (he has a coke and his arm grows back, he has another and his leg grows back) so once his body is fully back he goes out and his body gets run over.
The bar manager comes out and says ,” You should have stopped while you were a head!”
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