Miscellaneous Jokes

From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Can February March?

No, but April May!

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From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia

Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.

Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.

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From Mini, age 11, London, England

What do you call a underwater spy?

James Pond!

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From Alia, age 9, Cape Town, South Africa

What is the longest English word?

Postbox. Because it has the most letters in it.

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From Scooter, age 12, Aiken, South Carolina

Why did the booger cross the road?

‘Cause it was being picked on!

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From Emma, age 10, United States, North America

What do you call Vincent Van Gogh painting right now?

Vincent Van Ghost!

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