If you are an American in the kitchen, what are you on the way to the bathroom? How about when you are in the bathroom?
When you are on the way to the bathroom, you’re a Russian, but if you are in the bathroom, European!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do you never do in an airport?
never yell hi to your friend jack.
HI JACK!
HI JACK!
Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
I am a type of nut. But I don’t have a shell. What am I?
A doughnut!
What do you call a lost sea monster?
The Lost Ness Monster!
A man is stuck in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a table. How does he escape?
He runs and runs around the table until his feet are sore. Then, he uses the saw to cut the table into two halves. Two Halves make one whole. He escapes out of the hole. He then shouts and shouts until his voice is hoarse. Then he jumps on the horse and it gallops away!
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