Miscellaneous Jokes

From Namira, age 10, Jakarta, Indonesia

How does a train sneeze?

a-Choo!

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From Kellen, age 12, Iowa, USA

What brand of jeans did Adam where?

Levites!

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From Kevin, age 11, Winston-Salem, USA

If you are an American in the kitchen, what are you on the way to the bathroom? How about when you are in the bathroom?

When you are on the way to the bathroom, you’re a Russian, but if you are in the bathroom, European!

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From Mikhail, age 12, Mumbai, India

Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?

Bride: I do, Darling, I do!

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From Kassandra, age 11, Florida

I am a type of nut. But I don’t have a shell. What am I?

A doughnut!

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From Danilo, age 10, Kitchener, Canada

What do you call a lost sea monster?

The Lost Ness Monster!

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