Miscellaneous Jokes

Whenever Ben went to school everyone clipped their noses. One day he asked his classmate, “Why do you clip your noses whenever I come to class? His classmate answered that his socks smell very bad. The next day when he came to school everyone clipped there noses again. He said…

What did the judge of the county court say when he farted ?

Who will jump off the Empire State Building first-the dime or the quarter?

Why did the bowling pins refuse to fall?

Rich people need it,
poor people have it;
if u eat it u will die!
What is it ?