Miscellaneous Jokes

What did the picture say to the camera?

What is the name of a baker?

What part of a monkey has more hair?

Why did the singer jump into the middle of the road?

A boy in camp wrote:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need.Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy

A man was on holiday. He got a text from his butler saying, “Your cat’s dead.” He flew back to England and told the butler that if anything similar ever happened like that again, he was to brace him by telling him in stages, like the first text saying, “Your cat is stuck on the roof”, the second saying, “Your cat fell off and is at the vets”, and the third saying, “Your cat’s dead.” “Ok ,” said the butler. Three weeks later he went back on holiday and got a text from the butler. It said….