Miscellaneous Jokes

From Mary, age 14, lodi, CA

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!

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From Charlene , age 11, Australia

What did batman’s mum say when she wanted him to come in for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

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From April, age 8, New Orleans, Louisiana

Why did did the motorcycle fall asleep?

Because he was two tired!

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From Baily, age 8, Indiana

Are you on the phone?

You better get off of it!

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From Sasha, age 14, Florida

The boy texted to the girl: r u tired? she said y? he said…..

Because u been running through my mind all day!

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From Haley, a reader, Hungary

What did the picture say to the camera?

I’ve been framed!

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