Miscellaneous Jokes

From Polly, USA

What did Obi-wan-kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at lunch?

Use the fork, Luke.

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From Arjun, age 6, New York, United States

What do you call a baby using a pacifier?

A little sucker!

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From Sissy, age 11, California

Hey what was that loud noise?
My jacket fell on the floor.
Why did your jacket make such a loud noise?

Because I was in it when it fell!:)

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From Allie, age 11, South Africa, Boksburg

Why did the skeleton go to Spur?

To get some spare ribs!!

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From Mary, age 14, lodi, CA

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!

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From Charlene , age 11, Australia

What did batman’s mum say when she wanted him to come in for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

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