Miscellaneous Jokes

From Michaela, age 9, Kaleva, Michigan

What does Tinkerbell use to cook with?

A Peter pan!

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From Wes&Taz, age 11, Charlotte, North Carolina, USA

Who runs faster? Hot or cold?

Hot. Everyone can catch a cold!

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From Harry, age 9, Delhi, India

Who brings gifts for cats?

Santa Claws!!!!!

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From Polly, USA

What did Obi-wan-kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at lunch?

Use the fork, Luke.

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From Arjun, age 6, New York, United States

What do you call a baby using a pacifier?

A little sucker!

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From Sissy, age 11, California

Hey what was that loud noise?
My jacket fell on the floor.
Why did your jacket make such a loud noise?

Because I was in it when it fell!:)

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