Miscellaneous Jokes

What do you call a cute volcano?

What’s hairy, brown and wears sunglasses?

A guy is on an airplane when he hears “Nice pants.” He does not know who said it, so he doesn’t respond. Then he hears “Nice Tie.” The man says “T-T-Thanks.” No one responds. Then he hears “Nice pants.” again. Now he’s scared and screams “Stewardess-Stewardess!” The Stewardess comes over and he asks “I’ve been hearing all these compliments but I don’t know who’s saying them. Do you Know?” then the stewardess says…

How do bees get to school?

What goes up but never comes down?

Why did the football coach go to the bank?