What’s hairy, brown and wears sunglasses?
A cooconut on vacation!
Miscellaneous Jokes
A guy is on an airplane when he hears “Nice pants.” He does not know who said it, so he doesn’t respond. Then he hears “Nice Tie.” The man says “T-T-Thanks.” No one responds. Then he hears “Nice pants.” again. Now he’s scared and screams “Stewardess-Stewardess!” The Stewardess comes over and he asks “I’ve been hearing all these compliments but I don’t know who’s saying them. Do you Know?” then the stewardess says…
“Oh, those must be our complimentary peanuts!”
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarter back!
What does Tinkerbell use to cook with?
A Peter pan!
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