There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A screw-driver!
What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!
A guy is on an airplane when he hears “Nice pants.” He does not know who said it, so he doesn’t respond. Then he hears “Nice Tie.” The man says “T-T-Thanks.” No one responds. Then he hears “Nice pants.” again. Now he’s scared and screams “Stewardess-Stewardess!” The Stewardess comes over and he asks “I’ve been hearing all these compliments but I don’t know who’s saying them. Do you Know?” then the stewardess says…
“Oh, those must be our complimentary peanuts!”
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarter back!
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