Miscellaneous Jokes

From Sam, age 7, Canton'ga

What is the color of a burp?

Burple!

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From Liam Cooney, 9 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Did you ever see the movie, “Constipated?”

It never came out!

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From Riya, age 14, Hyderabad,India

Husband:Is it raining outside?

Wife: Well, it doesn’t usually rain inside!

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From Mallorie, age 11, Ohio

What is a shark’s favorite number?

Ate.

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From Jazz, 3 years old

What is a camera’s first word?

Cheese!

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From Peter, 11 years old, U.S

Why is it so hard to win a coloring contest?

Because it always ends in a draw!

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