Who thinks all these jokes are stupid?
Almost everyone on the planet!
Miscellaneous Jokes
There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A screw-driver!
What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!
What’s hairy, brown and wears sunglasses?
A cooconut on vacation!
A guy is on an airplane when he hears “Nice pants.” He does not know who said it, so he doesn’t respond. Then he hears “Nice Tie.” The man says “T-T-Thanks.” No one responds. Then he hears “Nice pants.” again. Now he’s scared and screams “Stewardess-Stewardess!” The Stewardess comes over and he asks “I’ve been hearing all these compliments but I don’t know who’s saying them. Do you Know?” then the stewardess says…
“Oh, those must be our complimentary peanuts!”
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