Friend 1.”Can you use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence?”
Friend 2.”Yes,when the phone goes GREEN,GREEN I PINK it up and say, ‘YELLOW!'”
Miscellaneous Jokes
What goes up and never comes down?
Age!
Who thinks all these jokes are stupid?
Almost everyone on the planet!
There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A screw-driver!
What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!
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