What’s a vampire’s favourite dog?
Bloodhound!
Miscellaneous Jokes
There were two ships: one carrying red paint and lots of people, and the othet carrying blue paint and lots of people. The two ships collided; what happened?
Thousands of people were marooned!
What do brooms do at night?
They go to sweep!
Friend 1.”Can you use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence?”
Friend 2.”Yes,when the phone goes GREEN,GREEN I PINK it up and say, ‘YELLOW!'”
What goes up and never comes down?
Age!
Who thinks all these jokes are stupid?
Almost everyone on the planet!
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