Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Miscellaneous Jokes
Why was the broom late?
Because he over swept!
A lady knocked on my door and said that she was collecting for the local swimming pool.
So I gave her a glass of water!
What’s a vampire’s favourite dog?
Bloodhound!
There were two ships: one carrying red paint and lots of people, and the othet carrying blue paint and lots of people. The two ships collided; what happened?
Thousands of people were marooned!
What do brooms do at night?
They go to sweep!
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