How do small people travel?
In a mini van!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Who do you not want to play cards with?
A cheetah!
Will you remember me in ten minutes?
Yes
Will you remember me in half an hour?
Yes
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Hey I thought you said you’d remember me.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why was the broom late?
Because he over swept!
A lady knocked on my door and said that she was collecting for the local swimming pool.
So I gave her a glass of water!
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