A lady knocked on my door and said that she was collecting for the local swimming pool.
So I gave her a glass of water!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What’s a vampire’s favourite dog?
Bloodhound!
There were two ships: one carrying red paint and lots of people, and the othet carrying blue paint and lots of people. The two ships collided; what happened?
Thousands of people were marooned!
What do brooms do at night?
They go to sweep!
Friend 1.”Can you use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence?”
Friend 2.”Yes,when the phone goes GREEN,GREEN I PINK it up and say, ‘YELLOW!'”
What goes up and never comes down?
Age!
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